Probably it should have been noted who, among
these unemployed people, had a nice severance package. Probably you can guess. I can't help thinking that for "truck drivers, secretaries and everybody" -- nice! -- these stories might seem odd and unhelpful.
Evidently I am not tan enough to get a job. That's my mistake.
ReplyDeleteI'll be out by the pool. The frozen, snow covered pool.
The headline made me think of an idea for a Microsoft cologne ad:
ReplyDelete“Somewhere between panic and productivity... lies Vista.”
(If, MS made cologne.)
Rejected headlines:
ReplyDelete"Somewhere between tanning and marathon-training..."
"Pros advise unemployed: Try to time joblessness to warm-weather months"
"We're all screwed!"
And for the homeless too. If you’re gonna do it, pick California or Florida. Beaches and boardwalks, win-win!
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