"The watch...was appraised and found to be a fake worth only around $100"

And just like that the White House party crashers go from intriguing and cheeky to tacky and dumb. Or?

I mean, they had to know that their fake Patek Philippe would be discovered by a court of law, didn't they? Maybe this is part of the bit too. Quick! Someone check her David Yurman bangles. Hmm.