Go ahead and make all the Footloose-related jokes you want but the Argyle school district has seen enough suggestive dancing.
Or as they put it: "'we're actually having body parts that are touching each other inappropriately.'"
Frankly I'm bewildered that schools still host dances. I mean it's 2007. You can't play tag or bring candy canes to class so why are schools still in the dance club business? Turn it over to the kids and the parents to organize it all -- via off-campus meetings and their own funds. They can make the rules and set the dress codes. The district's relieved of all responsibility, liability and blame. Everybody's happy!
Or maybe everyone actually enjoys the Springeresque freakshow that is the townhall meeting.