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Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Mark Cuban's finest moment?
When -- dressed as the ultimate nerd, complete with taped-up glasses -- he complained that the judges' score wasn't even a prime number. I found that so endearing I was honestly sorry he got voted off.
Equally fine moment in journalism: "The other contestant in Tuesday's latest "Bottom Two," actress Jane Seymour, prompted some gasps from the gasp-prone live studio audience."
Well, at one point, a contestant lie prone, gasping.
Speaking of which, I would like to take time here to thank Marie Osmond for single-handedly bringing back the Female Fainting Spell, which she executes with both grace and elan and which I would now like to employ at every difficult moment in my life: spurned romance, bad meetings, tax time [slump, tumble, gasp].
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Equally fine moment in journalism:
"The other contestant in Tuesday's latest "Bottom Two," actress Jane Seymour, prompted some gasps from the gasp-prone live studio audience."
Gasp-prone live studio audience?
How great is that?
I see your gasp-prone and raise you:
The audience lie prone, gasping.
Well, at one point, a contestant lie prone, gasping.
Speaking of which, I would like to take time here to thank Marie Osmond for single-handedly bringing back the Female Fainting Spell, which she executes with both grace and elan and which I would now like to employ at every difficult moment in my life: spurned romance, bad meetings, tax time [slump, tumble, gasp].
slump, tumble, gasp.
That sort of defines my freshman year of college.
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