Why does this innocuous little Luxist post just make me snort-laugh: "The Nancy Gonzalez Croc Savvy Hobo is a cheerful and striking purse with a subtle modernity everyone will surely be imitating soon." I think it's the "surely" that gets to me. Also, the red purse has "a cream lining. Looking into this bag is like peering into the delicious center of a slice of red velvet cake." Except a red velvet cake is creamy white only on the outside.
Oh well. You know how it goes -- "stupid story, a huge markup." Anyone can do that.