Seriously? The closer we get to June 29 -- at 6pm local time -- the less jazzed I feel. I can't exactly say why. Maybe it's the wise advice from my favorite cable television darling. Maybe it's the off-putting obsessiveness of the camping-out crowd. Or maybe I just don't feel worthy.
I don't know but I'm thisclose to saying, "fuck it. I'm getting a Jitterbug."