Occasionally I will use agency time to conduct personal business.
Can't wait to give my wife the gift of "Scent of a coke-ho" next Christmas. No - "Scent of a bald-beavered trailer-ho" doesn't quite sound appealing either.When will someone forgivable, like - I dunno, Kirsten Dunst - brand a perfume?
Me, I’m waiting for the Crispin Glover skin care line.Picture him on The View promoting it.
Hmmmm, Kate Moss by Coty.Slightly earthy (dirty), musky (sweaty, dirty), exciting (licking the last traces of coke from the mirror) and yet delicate like a flower (http://www.smith.edu/educ/student%20work/identity/kate%20moss.jpg).Only $9.99 at all CVS Drugstores.
People, people: fragrances are OK and everything but you're simply hopeless if you do not give the gift of Jared jewelry and/or a Lexus. Have you learned nothing from holiday ad campaigns?
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