It's about 92 degrees outside. Doesn't that always put you in the mood for a pumpkin spice latte?

I actually like Starbucks but their fall drinks promotions -- which they always roll out September 1st -- always depress me. There's no autumnal chill in Dallas in September. Or in October. So I'm not going to want any hot cider or pumpkin pie drinks until about December. This isn't New Hampshire.