First Martha Stewart, then Dennis Kozlowski. Now John Wren receives the decidedly unpleasant Chris Byron treatment. If you can't make it through the long sentences and buyback definitions, here are my notes:
"conglomerateur's bag of tricks"
"bog of financial razzle-dazzle"
and: "desperate gambler on a losing streak."
Somehow, I feel all this could have been avoided if Wren had just returned a phonecall.