Don't you want to know which famous people were clients of the Turbivilles? It would be fun to find out. We'd all have a laugh and the clients themselves would suffer only a little before going on to star in successful CBS sitcoms. I think that's how it works.
Oh well. For now, this part's kinda entertaining: "The police said 10 percent of the Turbivilles’ 1,500 clients had paid by credit card....Ms. Turbiville apparently did not hesitate to report customers who did not make good on their payments....According to police records, Ms. Turbiville reported an incident of credit card abuse in 2007, giving the investigating officer the same phone number as her escort service."