What shocked you most about last night's ESPN special:
--that Suzy Kolber, long before being accosted on air by Joe Namath, was a family friend of the Knievels
--that Linda Evans shot the Caesars footage of Evel Knievel's horrific, man-reduced-to-rag-doll landing
--that ESPN turned over their flagship channel for a 60-minute promotion of a Tom Cruise movie
Oh wait. You didn't watch, did you? What stopped you -- personal standards? Life? Root canal?