Quick. Let's talk about this before they force a Jared appearance on us and ruin everything.
Do you think you'd even notice the Subway spots if it weren't for Jon Lovitz? Me neither. But I watch not because it's Jon Lovitz The Star, but because it's Jon Lovitz A Talented Comedian. Close your eyes and listen to him. The way he sings out "new" during the product descriptions? Masterful, in its way.
Of course, I realize not everyone will agree. But look, it could be worse.