Can you believe it was the Playboy Playmate who got kicked off last night's Celebrity Apprentice? What an upset! So historic! Who can say what it all means?
Oh. I kid of course.
I couldn't watch and the reason is this: all the women, in their own way, were too creepy to look at. I mean it. Aside from Omarosa and, well, Nadia, all these women have been so obviously shaped by surgery, injections and eyelash extensions. They don't look right. Their faces are so plumped up and don't move like faces should. I had to switch back to political coverage where everyone, by comparison, seems completely natural. Except: I think Shep Smith has a spray-on tan. Not sure.