Monica Seles was the first female contestant eliminated from this season's Dancing With The Stars. The parting song? "The First Cut Is The Deepest." Swear.
American Idol: except for Chikezie, too boring even for me.
I'm now all QVC all the time.
(ADDED: I know it's fun to ridicule Ryan Seacrest lately. Easy too! But even when the contestants are dull, I still get excited every time he says "Thissss. Is American Idol.")