Tuesday, July 25, 2006

A carton of unintended consequences, please

Self-checkout is killing the impulse buy.

Since this probably means you missed Star Magazine's explosive revelations about Johnny Depp's secret double life, I offer you this re-cap: Depp sure was engaged a lot. Now he's got kids, whom he loves. Oh, and he looks like this.

2 comments:

SuzanH said...

Yuuuuummmmm.

And now I need some, er, alone time.

Make the logo bigger said...

Self-checkout is killing the ‘buy’ period. I’ve never had an order that went smoothly.

“CUSTOMER, PLEASE RETURN BAG TO CHECKOUT AREA. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LOSER. YOU PROBABLY CAN’T EVEN AFFORD THE THINGS YOU JUST BOUGHT IN THAT BAG, BUT LIKE EVRYONE ELSE, YOU JUST SWIPE THE PLASTIC."

At least that’s what my machine says at Lowe’s.