In news that will shock G4, large racks are not what's saving Spike TV. Instead, it's the UFC. And you know what's interesting? I mean other than Stephan Bonnar? UFC pay-per-view events evidently draw around 480,000 buyers, the same as professional wrestling. I think only boxing's biggest star -- Oscar De La Hoya -- significantly beats that.
So: learn your submission holds. It's the only way to advertise to the young male demo!