Tuesday, July 11, 2006

This belongs in the octagon

In news that will shock G4, large racks are not what's saving Spike TV. Instead, it's the UFC. And you know what's interesting? I mean other than Stephan Bonnar? UFC pay-per-view events evidently draw around 480,000 buyers, the same as professional wrestling. I think only boxing's biggest star -- Oscar De La Hoya -- significantly beats that.

So: learn your submission holds. It's the only way to advertise to the young male demo!


Make the logo bigger said...

Hooray Large Racks!

(See? Told you the damn phrase was catchy.)

Irene Done said...

Sweet Moses, you're right! Here let me try --

Hooray men in shorts!