Good morning to you too

Thanks to their "The Way I See It" series, Starbucks coffee cups are now just like book jacket blurbs: you read them even though you know there's a good chance it's slap-happy bullshit. This morning's proof: #84, a Wynona Judd contribution:

"In thinking about my journey so far here on planet Earth...."

I'd give you the whole quote, but why bother? After that opening, do you really think she's going to impart anything terribly worthwhile? Well, she doesn't. And I discovered that after I read it and re-read it, the quote actually counteracted the caffeinated contents of the cup itself. I'm in a stupor.

And I want my four bucks back.