Friday, June 02, 2006

So many questions

"Finishing Sauces," huh? Is that code for "gravy?" Is it supposed to make me forget about the fat drippings and flour? And couldn't someone have found a better, less porn-sounding name?

4 comments:

darkcoffee said...

I only hope Old Hickory doesn't decide to put out its version...

Irene Done said...

Welcome back, darkcoffee. Do they have fake gravy in fake urban centers like Frisco?

HighJive said...

wanna know the sad part? the decision to name these products "finishing sauces" was probably mandated by the legal department. the technical definition of gravy includes "juices from meat." this mccormick stuff is probably just a bag of gooey chemicals.

Irene Done said...

HighJive, I hadn't thought of the legalities. Mmm, gooey chemicals.