Monday, June 26, 2006

You just shut up, mediabistro!

He's the love of my life and nothing you say is going to change that!


AwfulAnnouncing said...

Johnny Deep is dirty.

Irene Done said...

Ah. Yes. Yes, he is.

Oh. You meant that as a bad thing, didn't you? Well, all I can say is that over the years, I've heard allegations of opium experimentation and sexual exploration -- all this in addition to the unfortunate tattoos, destroyed hotel rooms and paparazzi violence. These things matter not to me. My heart is true. And this was just his way of dealing with the frustration of never having, you know, met me. Now, if he were to settle down somewhere with some girl and start having kids...wait...OH CRAP!