Occasionally I will use agency time to conduct personal business.
Johnny Deep is dirty.
Ah. Yes. Yes, he is.Oh. You meant that as a bad thing, didn't you? Well, all I can say is that over the years, I've heard allegations of opium experimentation and sexual exploration -- all this in addition to the unfortunate tattoos, destroyed hotel rooms and paparazzi violence. These things matter not to me. My heart is true. And this was just his way of dealing with the frustration of never having, you know, met me. Now, if he were to settle down somewhere with some girl and start having kids...wait...OH CRAP!
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