The Award for the Best Comedic Writing in an Interoffice Email Sent in the Midst of a Scandal goes to...Gil Schwartz for this:
"We need two things: 1. We need our expert available NOW to speak to all those who are reporting this story. We need the expert. Now. We need him now. 2. We need the talking points that can be crafted into a statement of defense and talked about by Dan when he calls people. #1 is essential RIGHT NOW. We NEED THAT EXPERT. [W]ithout him, we’re TOAST. Then we need #2, about six seconds later."
I wanna read this guy's blog NOW if he writes one. I want to read his blog. Now. I want to read it now.