I have no pride. I watched Wickedly Perfect, the reality show that will give us a new domestic diva.
Early impression: the format is frustrating since we really don't get a sense for each contestant's individual style -- yet it's their style and innate good taste that we're all supposed to be clamoring for, right? The focus is predictably on personal bitchiness and tonight the men were made to look the bitchiest. Save for Darlene, who is clearly being set up as the contestant we will love to hate.
Early prediction: my money's on Denise because 1) she has Martha's hair 2) when asked to list her favorite foods, she charmingly includes "Shake N Bake Pork Chops and any and all Hostess products," and 3) she's a former advertising copy writer and those people are brilliant. Brilliant, I tell ya!