The wrinkle creams of the insect control industry

Ah, the remarkable resilience of the cockroach.

I once worked on a pesticide account. Unglamorous, yes. But I learned a ton of useful information. For instance, there are certain products I'd never, ever use: foggers, flea collars and those mosquito-spray trucks cities like to roll out every summer. They never have worked. They never will work. Accept it.