Friday, July 15, 2005

"Citigroup pres/COO leaves bank to seek CEO opportunities"

That's a crawl I just read on TV and, really, isn't it the most brilliantly worded sentence you've ever seen? CEO opportunities? Why, of course! Stepping down, parting ways, getting laid off, leaving to spend more time with family -- these terms are so inadequate now. They utterly fail to convey any sense of self-worth or expectation for the future. So take a pledge with me now: we, all of us, will never be "jobless" again. We will simply be "seeking CEO opportunities."

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