They lied about the decoder rings

Once, we were told secret powers lay in Super Man's secret compartment ring and Dick Tracy's radio watch. But that was not to be. The only accessory that's a necessity (a necessory?) is our cell phone. In fact, there's no reason at all to wear a watch nowadays. Unless, that is, kids download so many costly ringtones that their parents take their cell phones away. Nah. Why not just sue instead?